Simple changes to book titles that completely change the story

I recently made a typo that resulted in a lot of laughs and the idea for a blog post. With a few different letters, we could turn our favourite book titles into something quite different.

The Poppy Wart – A tale of students learning how to remove warts with magic to prevent an uprising.

The Boner Season – I mean this one is pretty self explanatory…

The Mime Hoarder – Someone has been capturing mimes and keeping them hostage, they need saving!

The Priory of the Orange Tea – A great quest to try and find the magical orange tea from people who are sick of the English breakfast tea.

Stalking Jack the Riper – A man who travels around London hitting people with ripe fruits must be stopped.

A Court of Mist of Furry – The Night Court has been taken over by furry animals and Feyra and Rhysand must try to regain control from the fluffy beasts.

A Darker Shave of Magic – A young man named Kell has opened his own barbers and is cutting people’s hair and shaving beards with magic.

Red, White and Royal Brew – The President’s son must form an unlikely relationship to bring back brew to America.

Throne of Gas – A farting condition has broken out among the people and Celaena must try to find the cure!

Kingdom of Ass – A new bum based judging Padgett contest has come to Terrasen and Aelin must help decide the winner.

King of Cars – A lonely King decides to invest in and build a collection of cars.

City of Fallen Ankles – Simon has discovered people’s ankles are falling off left, right and centre and must find Clary immediately!

The Sun is also a Car – Two star-crossed lovers realised the sun has turned into a car and is crashing towards the earth so they only have day together.

They Both Cry at the End – No wait… this is pretty much just the same story!

Six of Cows – Six unruly cows band together to form an unlikely alliance against the farmer and plot to break out some chickens.